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木木,请帮助我让你变得更好

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我曾经是有思考过关于「如果我把木木带回家将会面临哪些麻烦事」,对的,我的的确确是有想过这些问题。因为曾经在拉拉(我曾经养过的另一只小狗,是星期狗没有救过来)身上就发生过挺多的事情,所以我真的有把这个事情(养狗)当做是一件重要的事情来对待的。

木木这会儿已经是到家之后一个多月的时间了,期间有一些不错的改变,比如说「现在出门溜它的时候它不会像以前一样疯狂地拖着人走」,还有像是「它可以在我允许之后再吃东西」。的确有不少东西都有所改变,但是木木却还是有一堆的坏习惯,其中最严重的就是「吠叫」和「乱咬东西」。

昨天晚上的时候发生了一件不太舒心的事情,房东阿姨气势汹汹地过来找我说「这里不允许养狗」。她说她已经收到了很多租客的投诉了,全部是因为木木的「吠叫」扰民了。当时房东阿姨的样子是特别生气的,她甚至直接说「15 号之前从这里搬出去」。是的,这一回房东一点都不像是在开玩笑,这是需要严肃对待的事情了。

其实,早在房东阿姨来找我的两天前,木木还咬坏了我的 B&W 耳机,我花了近 3000 人民币买的耳机,一切发生在我没有出远门的情况下,当时我就在家门口转了一圈,再一看的时候耳机就已经被木木从桌上拖下来咬得粉身碎骨了。即便如此,我也只有生气了不到半小时,毕竟耳机已经没有办法恢复了,但是木木可能还是可以随着时间的推移慢慢变乖呀。

嗯,但是经过了房东阿姨这一闹腾,我已经觉得自己是没有办法再继续保持平静了。对的,木木影响到了其他人的生活这是事实,即便我不能保证我能很快的解决这个问题,但是这已经是一件亟待处理不能耽搁的事情了。


我准备去教导它,“当没有人在家的时候”是没有什么大不了的,它可以自己活动,只需要它能够保持不吵不闹就可以。事实上,如果它不会拆家,并且能避免频繁的犬吠而扰民,我认为房东阿姨并不会太关心我是否有在出租屋里面养狗。是的,真正的问题在于,木木的犬吠打扰到了其他的住户,并且引发了投诉,所以房东阿姨才会非常生气。


我应该要怎么做?首先,我需要确保木木可以老实地待在笼子里面,这不是囚禁它,但是它必须要能够适应暂时的笼养,所以每天晚上它都要在笼子里面睡觉,反正给它买的垫子它都不用。先让它适应待在笼子里,这是第一步,至于后面的,我也还没有想好……。

关于犬吠扰民的问题,我刚刚还买了一个皮质的嘴套,这样应该可以避免它大声的叫了,不过不能进食,只能喝水。这个有点惨,如果它能尽快学会不乱叫才好,嘴套也不是长久之计,虽然是皮子做的,但是戴上总归是不舒服的。


希望木木能开始慢慢一点点地有所改变,不然无法避免的它会要离开。我真的不希望木木离开。从我很小的时候我就想要养狗狗了,但是因为我的老妈怕猫猫狗狗,所以一直没有办法养到。


更新:今天已经是周一了,差不多一周过去了,但是什么改变也没有发生

I did try to use entrapment (pretending I already go to work) to let Mumu know which thing can not to do, like bark all the time and break the cage. On Saturday morning, I tried twice to shock it when it does bite the cage for escape, later, it didn't try to break the cage until I'm back home.

On Sunday, I tried entrapment a few more time, Mumu all doing well, I washed it body and hair, and bought some snakes which it likes to eat. New start, everything needs to be fresh right?

But, everything all will get a "BUT," today, Monday, workday. I have done things for Mumu, and I go to work, with trust to Mumu full of my heart. When I arrived at the company's building, waiting for the elevator, I check the camera, Mumu is no longer staying in the cage! OUTSIDE AGAIN! And I checked those backup videos, and I do hear it's BARK! Pretty LOUD!

At that moment, I felt my head is going to explode, or maybe like I had cerebral hemorrhage. I don't know what else I could do for Mumu, maybe give it a few more days, until this weekend. I do really hope that Mumu could be Ok, just for those times when I'm not home. I do prepare bones to let it bite, I do leave it enough food to eat, I do walk it outside morning and night, I do give it hours to play with other dogs.

I can't offer more I think, I can't quit my job for it, and if Mumu keeps disobedience only a few simple requests, I don't think it could live well later of its life.

Well, if what Mumu really needs is a grassland, I'm sorry that I can't offer this. I'm sorry to take you home Mumu. If you insist on these ungood activations, I can only send you to another owner. Maybe you also could lives happy. I will be pleased with your happiness.

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